Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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