I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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