Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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