But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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