he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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