I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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