This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think my moral compass just broke
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