I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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