I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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