the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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