How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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