She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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