In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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