got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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