yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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