By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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