its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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