one two three fourrrrnication!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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