Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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