quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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