just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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