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  • Submitted by microvino on Jan 25, 11 at 4:50pm

    It's probably because he was actually rubbing her vag with sandpaper. All the cool kids are doing it.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 25, 11 at 6:01pm

    That's because all the other girls he tried it on said "Er, yeah. Great. I've cum. Can you stop doing that now please."

  • Submitted by Phys on Jan 25, 11 at 7:21pm

    This is why sometimes it's a bad idea to fake it with a guy, he might actually think he's doing something right when it's really way off

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Jan 25, 11 at 4:27pm

    But it worked so well on the porno he watched the night before...

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 25, 11 at 4:32pm

    did he have a cat's tongue

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      Submitted by jfrizbiatch on Jan 25, 11 at 9:15pm

      was probably a cat

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      Submitted by breezysnatch on Jan 26, 11 at 3:14am

      ilovewhores... that's an awesome name. ha

  • Submitted by derp101 on Jan 25, 11 at 8:22pm

    If the dude would shave his face, this situation could have been avoided...

  • Submitted by RyanM on Jan 25, 11 at 4:30pm

    RIP vagina, we barely knew ye.

  • Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 25, 11 at 4:30pm

    I sure hope he wasn't using his tongue...

  • Submitted by maiii on Jan 25, 11 at 10:06pm

    Facial hair is a horrible thing

  • Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Jan 25, 11 at 6:10pm

    Hahah San Jose you filthy city

  • Submitted by thebatman on Jan 25, 11 at 6:23pm

    lube!!!!

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    Submitted by valentinehearts on Jan 25, 11 at 11:20pm

    Sandy balls.

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    Submitted by darkwren on Jan 26, 11 at 7:50am

    Lube is your friend even if your pride is not.

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    Submitted by matt7275 on Jan 26, 11 at 10:53pm

    Maybe his fist was dry

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    Submitted by ambur on Jan 26, 11 at 1:45am

    Your vagina will be scarred for life:(

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    Submitted by thirstyk on Jan 31, 11 at 2:28am

    He must be a mechanic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 11 at 1:19pm

    What, U don't like sand paper?

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    Submitted by Cherrie77 on Jan 31, 11 at 10:52pm

    Bahaha, doesn't every woman know the feeling? Lok

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    Submitted by cumbuckt on Feb 9, 11 at 3:31am

    http://tiwysingle.tumblr.com/

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jan 25, 11 at 5:42pm

    He was sanding off the warts and herpes scabs.

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      Submitted by RyanM on Jan 27, 11 at 12:28am

      Probably one of the most disgusting images I've ever received on on this website. Kudos.

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    Submitted by brittoeknee on Jan 26, 11 at 1:38am

    Uhh gross

  • Submitted by tyrtfdggddfhhf on Jan 26, 11 at 1:10am

    Sexy!

  • Submitted by jeplag on Jan 25, 11 at 4:20pm

    Ummm…ew.

  • Submitted by queef on Jan 25, 11 at 6:53pm

    Dried up bitch.