He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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