I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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