Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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