therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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