is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Boobs speak an international language.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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