would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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