C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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