there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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