brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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