I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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