I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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