i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
cat food counts as protein by the way
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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