babies were throwing up all over the place
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize