Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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