she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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