Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Help me help you realize you are a moron
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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