Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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