Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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