What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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