That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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