All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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