Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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