If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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