Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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