My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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