If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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