My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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