I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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