Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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