My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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